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List Price: $19.99Amazon.com's Price: $17.99 You Save: $2.00 (10%)Prices subject to change.
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Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
Audience Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Binding: DVD
EAN: 0014381160628
Format: Color, DVD-Video, Full Screen, NTSC
Label: Image Entertainment
Manufacturer: Image Entertainment
Number Of Items: 1
Publisher: Image Entertainment
Region Code: 1
Release Date: September 10, 2002
Running Time: 147 minutes
Sales Rank: 81112
Studio: Image Entertainment
Theatrical Release Date: 1969
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Editorial Review:
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Dracula, The Dirty Old Man (1969, 69 min.) - Reporter Mike Waters enters a desert cave and finds Dracula the Dirty Old Man, a vampire babbling like a borscht-belt comic and wearing a hairpiece that resembles a dead skunk. Under Dracula's spell and renamed "Irving Jackalman," Mike turns into a werewolf-like creature and attacks women in parking lots, gas stations, and even a drive-in! The women are magically whisked away to the cave where Drac drains 'em and "Irving" mains 'em until the two ghouls fight over dibs on Mike's luscious girlfriend. A totally discombobulated skinflick mix of sex, horror, and dumb jokes, this may be the single most deranged Dracula movie ever made. Oy! "Guess What Happened to Count Dracula" (1970, 78 min.) - Give up? Well, after changing his name to "Count Adrian," he and a motley bunch of monsters opened a Hollywood nightspot known as Dracula's Dungeon--also headquarters for his attempt to turn lovely Angelica into an undead girlfriend courtesy of three separate neck gnaws. Listen carefully--that whirling sound you hear is Bram Stoker spinning in his grave!
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Rating:  -
One of the most messed up movies i ever bought. Truly stupid..truly weird and out there that's for sure and trust me, you'll laugh till you get to the point of ejecting it from the DVD player..or, if your bored, and i mean, really, really bored, you'll watch it right through w/o trying to fall asleep...not one of my favs. Rental at best.
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If you want to accuse the wacky people at Something Weird of scrapping the bottom of the barrel to put together these collections of exploitation films, then this DVD could well be exhibit #1. The theme here are vampire Counts, none of whom are ever really named Dracula, and the best thing ends up being the trailers for other movies that you should have seen instead.
"Dracula (The Dirty Old Man)" is, as near as I can tell, a bad vampire movie that was then dubbed to make it even worse. ... Read More
Rating:  -
So we pop in Dracula the Dirty Old Man, hoping for nothing more than your basic ball of cheese: Bad accents, stupid plotlines, cheap sets, you get the drill. At first blush, all appears normal: Our `head vampire' looks more like Jim Rome with a nylon wig from the seasonal aisle of Walgreen's, women are conveniently disrobing in front of their windows, and the location scout takes full advantage of Dad's office lobby and Mom's backyard.
But after 15 minutes or so -- depending on how slow you ... Read More
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"Dracula the Dirty Old Man", which is probably the worst film I've seen since "Saving Private Ryan", gets only 1 star. A lame looking vampire who can turn himself into a rubber bat stuck on the end of a stick lures a reporter to his cave and magically turns him into a werewolf (a cheap rubber mask that looks more like a rat than a wolf). He then sends the wererat out to kidnap women. The same basic sequence gets repeated several times: the wererat locates a woman, kills any boyfriend who gets in the way, ... Read More
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